![]() |
![]() |
| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy | San Francisco | 2009-03-26 | ![]() |
| @kasper_hauser | 1,521 days | |||
| Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry, and Earn Your MBA on the Toilet. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3,374 | 213 | 1,809 | 187 | 118 |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| @hodgman There was honey on the keyboard. Caused a misfire. | |
| 2d in reply to hodgman | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Whoops :) Thank you, @hodgman for this: johnhodgman.com/post/509999071… | |
| 3d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| Told my wife that the San Jose Sharks "empower women in developing countries through micro-lending." Had no choice. | |||
3d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| "The wife and I love the word 'jalopy,' but we just never use it." | |||
3d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| We won't let our son smoke in his crib, but I think that when we're away, his wife lets him. | |
| 3d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| Even as a grown-up, I'm developmentally 6-8 weeks ahead of other people my age. | |||
4d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| The doctor says I'm going to need special glasses to really appreciate these 3-D movies. | |||
6d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Seeking French-speaking nanny for long-term sexual relationship. | |
| 6d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Nude Photos of Recipient -- Do Not Bend. | |
| 6d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Waiting to hear back from Viagra about whether I'll be able to fuck a snowball. | |
| 6d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Found out today that my dad was actually a Green Belt ... not a Green Beret. | |
| 6d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| @ShirtlessComedy Lucky girls! | |
| 6d in reply to ShirtlessComedy | |
![]() | TenSpeedPress @TenSpeedPress | ||
| @kasper_hauser's book, the one with a dude on the toilet on the cover, is in Businessweek @BW: ow.ly/kZiNY #proudpublisher | |||
10d in reply to kasper_hauserRetweeted by kasper_hauser
| |||
![]() | miranda banks @mmmbanksy | ||
| I got an MBA via mail & never went to class--just to the WC! ❤ you @kasper_hauser! Get yours kasperhauser.com pic.twitter.com/cUzCqpKne4 | |||
![]() | |||
6d Retweeted by kasper_hauser
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Just doubled my money by chopping my bicycle into two unicycles! | |
| 7d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| There's a painful moment when you realize that if you're going to be in a boy band, it's as a manager. | |||
7d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| Such a huge difference between a baby killer whale and a baby-killer whale. | |||
7d
| |||
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| Is there a universal symbol for "I hate chess"? | |
| 8d | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser |
| @shinobi42 @onidavin Until I hear something different, this is what I'm gonna use. | |
| 8d in reply to shinobi42 | |
![]() | Kasper Hauser Comedy @kasper_hauser | ||
| I know the universal symbol for "I'm choking," but what's the symbol for "fuck you, I'm choking"? | |||
8d
| |||
| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013-05-25 | 3,374 | 213 | 1,809 | 1.2 | 41 | 17 | 78 | 3.2 | 3,421 | 9,464 |
| 2013-04-30 | 3,333 | 196 | 1,731 | 1.2 | 21 | 2 | 11 | 0.4 | 3,421 | 9,464 |
| 2013-03-31 | 3,312 | 194 | 1,720 | 1.2 | 14 | 3 | 5 | 0.2 | 3,393 | 9,156 |
| 2013-02-28 | 3,298 | 191 | 1,715 | 1.2 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 0.1 | 3,287 | 8,800 |
| 2013-01-31 | 3,288 | 190 | 1,713 | 1.2 | 14 | 1 | 7 | 0.2 | 3,250 | 8,563 |
| 2012-12-31 | 3,274 | 189 | 1,706 | 1.2 | -3 | 4 | 0 | 0.0 | 3,134 | 8,223 |
| 2012-10-31 | 3,277 | 185 | 1,706 | 1.3 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0.1 | 2,857 | 7,242 |
| 2012-09-30 | 3,271 | 184 | 1,704 | 1.3 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 0.1 | 2,831 | 7,266 |
| 2012-08-31 | 3,264 | 184 | 1,700 | 1.4 | 16 | 0 | 7 | 0.2 | 2,752 | 6,978 |
| 2012-07-31 | 3,248 | 184 | 1,693 | 1.4 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 0.3 | 2,596 | 6,435 |
| 2012-06-30 | 3,238 | 184 | 1,684 | 1.4 | 20 | 0 | 8 | 0.3 | 2,467 | 5,952 |
| 2012-05-31 | 3,218 | 184 | 1,676 | 1.4 | -13 | 2 | 5 | 0.2 | 2,464 | 5,840 |
| 2012-04-30 | 3,231 | 182 | 1,671 | 1.5 | 72 | 2 | 26 | 0.9 | 2,347 | 5,440 |
| 2012-03-31 | 3,159 | 180 | 1,645 | 1.5 | 76 | 2 | 19 | 0.6 | 2,258 | 4,991 |
| 2012-02-29 | 3,083 | 178 | 1,626 | 1.5 | 78 | 0 | 54 | 1.9 | 2,095 | 4,341 |
| 2012-01-31 | 3,005 | 178 | 1,572 | 1.5 | 56 | 2 | 48 | 1.5 | 1,911 | 3,536 |
| 2011-12-31 | 2,949 | 176 | 1,524 | 1.5 | 32 | 1 | 11 | 0.4 | 1,711 | 3,103 |
| 2011-11-30 | 2,917 | 175 | 1,513 | 1.5 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 0.7 | 1,655 | 2,977 |
| 2011-10-31 | 2,907 | 174 | 1,493 | 1.6 | 19 | 0 | 6 | 0.2 | 1,490 | 2,634 |
| 2011-09-30 | 2,888 | 174 | 1,487 | 1.6 | 41 | 0 | 9 | 0.3 | 1,482 | 2,605 |
| 2011-08-31 | 2,847 | 174 | 1,478 | 1.7 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 0.2 | 1,278 | 2,133 |
| 2011-07-31 | 2,840 | 174 | 1,472 | 1.7 | 6 | -1 | 8 | 0.3 | 1,186 | 1,997 |
| 2011-06-30 | 2,834 | 175 | 1,464 | 1.8 | 50 | 1 | 19 | 0.6 | 1,157 | 1,957 |
| 2011-05-31 | 2,784 | 174 | 1,445 | 1.8 | 20 | 1 | 6 | 0.2 | 1,161 | 1,928 |
| 2011-04-30 | 2,764 | 173 | 1,439 | 1.9 | 30 | 75 | 27 | 0.9 | 928 | 1,406 |
| 2011-03-31 | 2,734 | 98 | 1,412 | 1.9 | 206 | -62 | 41 | 1.3 | 903 | 1,363 |
| 2011-02-28 | 2,528 | 160 | 1,371 | 1.9 | 132 | 7 | 60 | 2.1 | 918 | 1,358 |
| 2011-01-31 | 2,396 | 153 | 1,311 | 1.9 | - | - | - | - | 855 | 1,387 |
| For remarks, suggestions and complaints, you can contact us at: info@twopcharts.com. On Twitter you can find us here: @sf_twopcharts |