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| What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? Profane tanks. |
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| Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep. |
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| Quadruplets: Four crying out loud. |
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| What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG! |
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| How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky. |
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| This guy comes blasting into the doctor's office and exclaims, excitedly,"Doctor, I think I'm shrinking! I think I'm shrinking!""Ok,... |
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| There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says "you k... |
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| Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones. |
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| Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily. |
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| What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto. |
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two irish men walk into a bar
you thoght one of them would have seen it! |
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| What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? Wet feet. |
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| What does an attorney wear to work? A law suit. |
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| Watson: From what school did you graduate, Holmes? Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary... |
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| Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest... |
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This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole.
He asks - Are you a pole vaulter?
Guy replies - No I'm German, and... |
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| What's green and german? Snotzis. |
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| A guy spent five years traveling all around the world making adocumentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he had every sin... |
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Hand the bitch a shovel. |
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| What part of the body is like a sandwich meat? Below-knee! |
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