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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Jooni | 2012-04-22 | ![]() | |
| @HotNightInJoon | 395 days | |||
| Gonzo Stripper telling the good, the bad, and the 'effin unbelievable. True stories and sex advice. Will strip for RT's and follows on my blog. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 771 | 684 | 2,299 | 15 | 2,701 |
![]() | Manda Manda Bo Banda @missamanda | ||
| Genie: "I will grant you three wishes." Me: "I wish for more wishes." Genie: "You can't do that." Me: "I wish I could." BAM! | |||
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| Julz Millar @DONTJIMMYMEJULZ | |||
| Ever watch the evening news & get the overwhelming urge to beat the living shit out of the civilised world for being anything but civilised? | |||
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![]() | Ryan @ryaninco | ||
| It'd be funny if when he says 'stay thirsty my friends' he grabbed the drink out of the woman's hand. | |||
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon |
| Tonight's insomnia brought to you by fights with my cat and sobriety...It's great to be alive... | |
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon | ||
| My cat will eat rice and beans with chipotle sauce, but not cinnamon chex mix and raw eel but not sausage. I've met my 'picky bitch' match. | |||
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![]() | The Robfather @thatUPSdude | ||
| Just remember if you're not saying those sweet things your lady wants to hear, someone is. | |||
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![]() | Naazihah @naazihah | ||
| Basically all you have to do to woo me is tell me I look like Princess Jasmine whilst simultaneously completing a Rubik's cube. | |||
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![]() | NED @Nihilist_Ned | ||
| I've gone ratchet and I may never come back. | |||
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![]() | HellboyS.Funkenstein @shibbyfunk | ||
| i need to find an app that can make my liver healthy again | |||
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon | ||
| My line tonight? "Fuck me sober, so I can drive home..." | |||
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon |
| @OneFunnyBastard They have Living with Autism audiobooks now. | |
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![]() | Lisuhhh @momma0315 | ||
| Making me orgasm is the new mixtape | |||
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon |
| Only organized, boring people buy toilet paper or umbrellas. You can usually swipe either as needed from any public restroom. | |
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![]() | Jooni @HotNightInJoon |
| A bartender just asked me if he could get me something to milk...#FreudianSlip | |
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![]() | Kar Mei Chew @KarMeiChew | ||
| Exhibition trumps prohibition. | |||
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![]() | rachel @getoffmyplanet | ||
| the greatest part of communicating is not. | |||
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![]() | Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz | ||
| You're such a freak, the circus ran away from you. | |||
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![]() | DallyMack @DsTwitz | ||
| If you don't pretend you are a mermaid for a few minutes when you swim then you probably aren't very fun to swim with. | |||
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![]() | ReTodd @RubberGlueFU | ||
| The tweets are coming from inside my house. | |||
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![]() | anubis @hiddenparticles | ||
| You are the reality I want to create a fantasy with. | |||
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