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| ugh I haven't seen it, is he really Khan?!? way to spoil it for me JERK! |
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| huh? I'm just trying to start a JOHN HARRISONversation. |
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| "Wow, this guy's got a great bacJOHN HARRISONd!" --J. J. Abrams playing tennis |
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| "Absolutely, I think Louis FarraJOHN HARRISON is part of the problem." --J. J. Abrams on anti-Semitism |
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"In Xanadu did Kubla JOHN HARRISON
A stately pleasure-dome decree."
--J. J. Abrams' "The Poetry of Samuel Taylor Coleridge" |
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| Look buddy, scientists have been saying SINCE I WAS A KID that we were 5-10 years away from figuring out Lou Diamond Phillips' ethnicity. |
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| "I'm gonna go talk to her. You be my bannerman." --Game of Thrones fan hitting a singles bar |
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| Just realized I'll have to say the phrase "Star Trek Into Darkness" out loud to a theater employee tonight & I have no idea how to do that. |
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| The cool thing about getting older is you can't do more sit-ups, but you fart more doing them. |
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| I wish they had morning radio hosts in the 1940s. Today's "Dingus of the Day" is... Adolf Hitler! *toilet flushing* Get a life, pal! *honk* |
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| welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason |
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| .: "The first time I heard about Twitter, I thought it was a joke." |
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| thanks for the hot board game tip, we have been playing this thing nonstop! |
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| The weekly News Quiz is out! You'll need a score of 310 to take down "Dear Prudence" columnist Emily Yoffe. |
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| In heaven, you listen to the Beatles' MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR every day. In hell, you watch the Beatles' MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR every day. |
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| Happy Chinese New Year Toronto! |
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| A lot of people say I never stick with anything, but I'll have you know I've been sucking in my stomach without interruption since 2007. |
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| Thinking of moving to a different street just so my kids can have a better elementary school and porn name. |
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