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![]() | Very Rude Tweets™ | United States | 2011-11-08 | ![]() |
| @VeryRudeTweets | 562 days | |||
| Yeah. We're offensive. Nothing is off limits. Nothing is too soon. Do not follow if you're easily offended! Contact: veryrudetweets@yahoo.com | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 309,145 | 0 | 17,629 | 1,178 | 3 |
![]() | Life Cheats™ @LifeCheating | ||
| If you brush your teeth after each meal, you'll more unlikely to eat in between meals. #WeightLoss | |||
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| The only way an idiot can help you is by showing you what not to do. #NoHelp | |||
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| That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the fucking deep. | |||
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| There are a few people I'd like to go to bed with but I can't think of a single person I'd like to wake up with. Too honest? | |||
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| BOOBS! twpic.co/llEJX-Sp #Huge | |||
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| What's a pirate's favorite sex position? Up the Arrrrrrse! | |||
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| Best SEX SCENE ever: twpic.co/m5sCk-Sp! #JackOffMaterial | |||
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| Sex Addiction. Or as it's more commonly known : Being male. | |||
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| I was bored on a long flight earlier, so I decided to kill some time by getting really drunk. My co-pilot went mental. | |||
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| Words I want to hear after sex: | |||
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| I would have bent her over her desk... twpic.co/lhCniSp #SoHot | |
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| I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I'll be there for you like SpongeBob. | |||
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| To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends. | |||
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| What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? A rape victim. | |||
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| This is the craziest mother fucker EVER: twpic.co/ej2CG-ad! | |||
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| I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question. | |||
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| I'm going to open a musIim thrift shop and call it aIIah for a dollah. | |||
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. | |||
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| Doctor: Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling? Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain.* | |||
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| ❒ I want to study ✔ I wanna pass. | |||
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| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
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| 2013-05-23 | 309,145 | 0 | 17,629 | 31.3 | 347 | 0 | 957 | 42.4 | 6,074 | 2,857 |
| 2013-04-30 | 308,798 | 0 | 16,672 | 30.9 | 3,622 | -4 | 1,315 | 43.8 | 6,074 | 2,857 |
| 2013-03-31 | 305,176 | 4 | 15,357 | 30.1 | -1,077 | 0 | 1,389 | 44.8 | 6,016 | 2,958 |
| 2013-02-28 | 306,253 | 4 | 13,968 | 29.2 | -587 | 1 | 1,066 | 38.1 | 5,659 | 2,973 |
| 2013-01-31 | 306,840 | 3 | 12,902 | 28.6 | 1,960 | 0 | 1,459 | 47.1 | 5,357 | 2,779 |
| 2012-12-31 | 304,880 | 3 | 11,443 | 27.3 | 2,361 | 3 | 1,509 | 48.7 | 5,183 | 2,973 |
| 2012-11-30 | 302,519 | 0 | 9,934 | 25.5 | 8,514 | -3 | 1,176 | 39.2 | 4,963 | 3,142 |
| 2012-10-31 | 294,005 | 3 | 8,758 | 24.4 | 11,346 | 0 | 1,054 | 34.0 | 4,904 | 3,328 |
| 2012-09-30 | 282,659 | 3 | 7,704 | 23.5 | 13,007 | -19 | 803 | 26.8 | 4,883 | 3,535 |
| 2012-08-31 | 269,652 | 22 | 6,901 | 23.2 | 7,046 | -1 | 1,623 | 52.4 | 4,909 | 3,552 |
| 2012-07-31 | 262,606 | 23 | 5,278 | 19.8 | 4,581 | 2 | 1,464 | 47.2 | 4,548 | 2,904 |
| 2012-06-30 | 258,025 | 21 | 3,814 | 16.2 | 12,970 | 3 | 712 | 23.7 | 4,391 | 3,430 |
| 2012-05-31 | 245,055 | 18 | 3,102 | 15.1 | 23,824 | -4 | 722 | 23.3 | 4,315 | 3,526 |
| 2012-04-30 | 221,231 | 22 | 2,380 | 13.6 | 25,201 | 5 | 580 | 19.3 | 4,535 | 3,816 |
| 2012-03-31 | 196,030 | 17 | 1,800 | 12.4 | 33,548 | -4 | 561 | 18.1 | 4,758 | 3,776 |
| 2012-02-29 | 162,482 | 21 | 1,239 | 10.9 | 37,743 | 1 | 362 | 12.5 | 5,361 | 4,232 |
| 2012-01-31 | 124,739 | 20 | 877 | 10.3 | 27,640 | 5 | 251 | 8.1 | 6,320 | 4,226 |
| 2011-12-31 | 97,099 | 15 | 626 | 11.6 | - | - | - | - | 7,218 | 3,479 |
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