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Guy: There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
*Girl blushes*
Guy: Oh its just my reflection |
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| Turkish bread and crumpets = loads in common. |
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| Anytime an elevator door opens, without me even hitting the button, I just assume it's gonna take me straight to hell. |
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: Once upon a time there were three pigs…. You know how this ends, right? Or do you?
I often use the Three Littl... |
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Good manners: according to the Zelda games...
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| Spring Cleaning: The Art of Moving On (and Deleting Numbers from Your Cell Phone) |
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| Just saying the word Pinterest makes me feel a little dirty. Dirty in a middle aged floral pattern, collecting things into boxes female way. |
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| If you doubt that humanity is sleepwalking into a howling existential void of misery and despair, try going to IKEA today. |
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| Nifty little flowchartRT : Life Cycle of a book. Really helpful for those interested in publishing! |
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| Exactly. And the other thing RT : No! Don Draper don't do it! And ain't you suppose to be sick? |
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| No! Don Draper don't do it! And ain't you suppose to be sick? |
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| When someone wipes their shoe and you can smell the flavour of chewing gum that was stuck to it, that's truly revolting |
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| I'm not convinced that Joan would have mustard yellow towels. Avocado, yes... Mustard, don't think so. |
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| Someone with a happy family avatar just told me to go fuck myself on - for no reason at all. Seriously ppl, kids are on there |
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| Bought the girls a new cutlery set. Maddie is so excited about her "new fork & knife". In toddler speak that sounds like something else. |
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| Vera Wang ad appears next to "boob suspenders"?RT : Dear girl with this slutty prom dress, Who let you Sp |
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| I wish people dressed this way in real lifeRT : Sometimes I think I'm crazy... Then- I'm just in Hollywood |
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| your mad hatter is glorious |
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| That opening scene in the new ? Happened, and was covered by NYT back in 1966. (via ) |
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