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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | GuyCodes | theguycodes@gmail.com | 2011-11-16 | ![]() |
| @GuyCodes | 555 days | |||
| Welcome to the Official Guy Codes™ twitter page. Defining the code in 140 characters or less. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 533,087 | 9 | 6,533 | 417 | 83 |
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| How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. | |||
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| Don't play with a girl's heart, she only has one. Play with her tits, she's got two. | |||
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| And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math." | |||
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| I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust. | |||
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| All women want is sex. All guys want is to cuddle and talk about our feelings. | |||
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| I hate when my kindness is immediately mistaken with flirting. | |||
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| Ignoring your phone when we chill... i like that shit. | |||
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| You can't dress like a slut and expect a guy to approach you like a princess. | |||
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| We all know a douche bag named Kyle. | |||
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| RT this with your dick | |||
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| When someone smells good, they're automatically more attractive | |||
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| Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up. | |||
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| I'm the kid my parents warned me about.. | |||
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| 15 Pictures that prove you have a dirty mind pic-twitter.cc/10P3hPA | |||
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| Why do drugs when you can do me | |||
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| Scrolling through my timeline like pic.twitter.com/XVg6OHpsfp | |||
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| Girls who can pull off glasses are so sexy. | |||
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| If you really want to talk to someone, make the effort. Don't waste your time being a passive-aggressive idiot waiting for them to text you. | |||
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| Biggest. Prank. Fails. Ever pic-twitter.cc/198eaDS | |||
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| If there's one thing I've learned from Xbox live it's that a lot of 12 year old's have "slept with my mom." | |||
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