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| I think all of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends need to get together and hire themselves a good songwriter. |
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| Manti Te'o wants to be drafted by a team near his girlfriend. Unfortunately, teams from Narnia, Oz, Middle-earth, & Westeros have no picks. |
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Things we'll do to keep people safe: Lock down an entire city for hours
Things we won't do: A 5 min background check before you buy a gun |
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| When I was twelve, I wanted to launch a missile, too. |
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| Adele may set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make a campfire underwater. |
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| My son just swallowed his tooth and then asked if he was gonna poop out money. |
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| Don't allow anyone the power to make you feel less than. You are priceless. That's why they are doing it. Stay valuable. |
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| Don't waste time trying to convince a person to use basic logic and see things your way if they refuse. You're not the Jackass Whisperer. |
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| tell Lauren she left her phone at Waffle House. |
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| Petrino just asked my wife if she was interested in being the Student Athlete Development Coordinator at WKU. Is that DII? |
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| What are fanatics, liars and haters going to do for fun after November 6th? |
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| We celebrated Columbus Day by walking into total strangers' houses and telling them we live there now. |
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| Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. -Dale Carnegie" |
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| Had fun seeing Tim Gunn with !!! |
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| Linda inspired Paul to write "Maybe I'm Amazed." 40 years later Kim Kardashian inspired Kanye to write "Perfect Bitch." |
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| It's my daughter lauren_beaver's birthday today also. I took her to her very first concert to see you in little rock. |
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| Gone Girl!! It is so unpredictable! |
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| My all time favorite book!! Also one of the few movies that is as good as the book! |
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| I, for one, don't believe it. If my son took steroids for 6 years and looked as gaunt and skinny as Lance Armstrong I'd sue his drug dealer. |
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| Remember that falling on your Face is still moving forward. |
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