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| If you wanted to make friends you shouldn't act like a dick head all the time |
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| If you didn't want a headache then you shouldn't of sat next to the speaker all night |
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| If you wanted the conversation to continue then you shouldn't have answered with "lol" or "k" |
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| If you wanted a comfortable bed then you shouldn't have eaten biscuits on it. |
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| If you wanted a lyin you should've agreed to go into work on your day off |
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| You wouldn't be so tired if you'd stayed in last night |
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| If you didn't want people think your fat you shouldn't done all your clothes shopping at jacamo |
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| If you didn't want people to think you was a knob you shouldn't brought your t-shirt two sizes too small |
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| If you didn't want people to think you were a slag then you shouldn't gone on take me out |
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| If you didn't want people to think you was gay you shouldn't brought a blackberry |
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| Condoms aren't expensive babies are |
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| If you wanted rights then you shouldn't gone to jail |
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| If you wanted to retain your dignity you shouldn't got do drunk last night |
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| If you didn't want nude pictures of you on the Internet then you shouldn't taken them in the first place |
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| You wouldn't be so tired if you'd gone to bed at a reasonable hour |
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| Fabio Capello should have kept his mouth shut about John Terry. Also, John Terry shouldn't have called Anton Ferdinand a Black Bastard. |
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