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| Kany West has a large gash on his forehead after being hit by a street sign... The Street sign is said to be fine and now dating Rihanna |
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| Scientists are close to cloning a dinosaur from DNA, just what we need... hope that pesky cure for cancer work doesnt slow their real goals |
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| RIP Chris Kelly from Kris Kross... this sad news of his passing is wiggida wiggida wiggida whack |
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| Whenever I get sad I like to imagine a boy trying to ask a teenage Rosa Parks to fool around in the back seat of his car |
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| Catherine Zeta-Jones went to a facility to treat a bipolar condition and is feeling great... then feeling terrible seconds later |
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| TLC are touring with a Left Eye hologram... sadly their hologram is so cheap it's the worst left eye since Forest Whitaker |
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| Bad news for Clint Eastwood is his wife is divorcing him... Good news is he will have a new empty chair to yell at! |
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| if Donald Trump loves America so much why does he insist on constantly outsourcing the job of his trophy wife? |
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| Jason Collins has become the first gay NBA star... a movie of his story is being made called 'Above the Rim Jobs' |
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| Chris Browns father doesnt want him dating Rihanna any more... I guess he is worried about Chris potentially damaging his knuckles |
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| can't help but think Bryan Adams really dropped the ball on the Summer of 69 video clip... I would have gone a different direction |
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| I still love Delta but it's weird she only dates celebrities... the last non famous person she went out with was Brian Mcfadden |
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| Delta Goodrem is dating another celebrity, she is like the Australian Taylor Swift only without the musical success and sales |
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| with news of Magaret Thatchers death I'm reminded of the immortal words of ... Margaret Thatcher was a pitcher not a catcher |
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| I can't believe Americans don't get a holiday from work on good Friday... in Australia we dont even get e-mails delivered easter weekend |
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| John Farnham was voted Australia's best singer... Craig McLachlan must be turning in his grave |
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| just pulled off an awesome April Fools joke, there is no such thing as an invisible condom... I got you good Magic Johnson! |
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| happy easter everyone! I am spending mine with my close friend google... |
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| you should check out the very funny on its like the West Wing if Aaron Sorkin smoked weed before writing it. |
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