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| Check me out in the photo shoot in the new . Obviously, our schools need more $ for chairs! |
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| 2NITE!: My guests R known 4 their melancholy sound. They've got a great beat, and U can really weep in the shower 2 it! 11:30p |
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| If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it might be a prairie dog, because I often get them confused with ducks. |
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| Folks in Portland, OR are protesting adding fluoride to the water. They're more into locally sourced, artisanally reduced forms of fluorine. |
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| To avoid the IRS targeting me as a conservative, I file all my taxes under the name Chef Boyardee. |
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| 2NITE!: "Benghazi is the biggest scandal since sliced bread was caught funneling money to Nicaraguan death squads." , 11:30pm |
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| Just went to Monticello. Man, Jefferson did everything! He was like James Franco, but with slaves! saiddonaldgloverbuttheslavething |
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| Tommy loved the brown sugar! |
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| Venezuela claims it's short 40 million rolls of toilet paper. Hopefully it can reach under the stall and borrow some from Colombia. |
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| Like tonight? Give a shout out of love to my sometimes black friend! |
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| I want to thank for riding along on my Invisible Harley. Next year, we're going to Imaginary Sturgis. |
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| 2NITE: I Better Know Milwaukee, the NYC of Wisconsin if the Big Apple were deep fried and smothered in cheddar sauce. 11:30pm |
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Can I get a spellcheck on "wahoowa"?
MSWord thinks I'm trying to spell "washbowl"! |
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| I'm the valedictory speaker at UVA this Saturday! |
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| Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100. |
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| My guest sez any bestseller needs a chase. U hear that, Hwy Patrolman Clark? I was just giving U a book idea! TCR, 11:30pm |
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| I found out about the IRS's shameful behavior on the catamaran that's my home office. |
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| New UN report says edible insects could solve world hunger. May already be working--my appetite just vanished. |
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