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| hey I know it's supposed to be secret but I just had to tell you that They Came Together was outstanding. Made my week. Hilarious |
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STOP READING MY DIARY (i.e. my tumblr) RT
Potential Halloween costume idea: Steam punk Skrillex. |
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| Is it too late to make a joke about Dick Cheney getting Trayvon Martin's heart? Oh wait... it is. |
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| If Rush Limbaugh misses Andrew Breitbart so much, there's one thing he can do to see him soon.... |
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| For Seattle, I am going to wear all flannel all the time. Even shoes. |
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| I'm finally realizing my inner 90's-phile and going to Seattle. I need some cool places to check out. (Kurt Cobain's grave not needed.) |
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| Genetically modified foods are the work of terrible people... and here they are: |
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| Oh man, I can't wait to see Biebber slowly disintegrate into Kevin Federline. It will happen, sooner or later. |
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| This is an office. We use computers. The girl next to me doesn't know how to do a basic cut and paste in Word. Still here after 5 months. |
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| In honor of this extended block of INXS, I'm just going to lossen my belt and relax. I hate belts.... I assume they do too. |
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| Free pancakes are clearly the path to destruction. Get something without processed flour and sugar maybe. |
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| Oh yeah, I can find all the Justin Biebber I want on youtube, but when I need to replace some key Yo La Tengo, there's nothing. Awesome. |
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| A few months ago I wondered where Bret was, after Jemaine was getting all these roles. Well, he just won an Oscar. Take that, me. |
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| I know this link to a 100 $ McDonalds certificate is fake, but even if it was real, I'd say no. That's like giving me 10 pesos. |
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| Snuck into an Oscar party. Clooney rented an immigrant child to beat up / take his frustration out on. Kid is dead. True story. |
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| Pssssh, The Artist? Big deal. My boy Matteo directed 3 silent films just last year. Of course most of them involved vegetable penetration. |
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| Orange County: the bane of my existence. Where Denny's is considered haute cuisine and everyone talks about motorbikes. |
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| Hey Gerry Butler, when I fell off a roof after doing a stunt for a post-apocalyptic-noir piece, I didn't need drugs. Just 4 days of sleep. |
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| Someday, I'm going to click on one of these spam links and my free ipad is going to be REAL. |
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| Ah, but of course. RT @A_Lambillion Only fair trade please RT Happy (Vegan) Chocolate Day! |
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