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| Is it too much to ask for a decent guy with a career to think i'm great enough to marry? Cause then i could quit punching a clock every day. |
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| Every time i drive by a church on a Sunday morning i have a nearly uncontrollable urge to honk just in case it would enhance the sermon. |
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| Its my birthday!! Wish me a happy birthday! Seriously, that forms the basis of my self worth today. Please??? |
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| No matter how many gross facts you tell me about Mcdonald’s I’m still gonna eat it |
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| I think you are mean for giving us such a non clue! is it all women? having PMS? |
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| Ummmmm. No, not all the fans are 'really digging' how you play the game. At all!!!! move on jeff! Next!! |
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| MUCHOS CONGRATOS BRENDA!!!! Wishing you a safe delivery. Kudos to you for being the bigger person and accepting the apology. |
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| Cochran is a challenge BEAST!!!! Go Cochran Go!!!! |
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| I found a big nasty gross centipede in the garbage can in my office. |
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| What is wrong with these guys!?! They gave up immunity FOR DONUTS!!!! The sugar high won't even last through the challenge!!!! |
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| Forecast says highs in the low 80s this week! No, i don't care that it included 'chance of storm.' |
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| The Vatican is what happens when hoarding goes untreated for 2,000 years. |
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| I used the same song as my alarm for over four years. I don't hate it, but when I hear it my body jumps to wake up. |
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| For the record i would be more than happy to feed Cochran peanut butter off my fingers, any day. Actually I'd love to! |
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| Just realized i love cochrane way more than malcolm and his 3 amigos!! Keep cochrane alive!!!! |
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| Yes, exactly. That crash you get after your blood sugar crashes after a specific meal. Noodles totally create that too!! |
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| Realization: comfort food isn't about the taste or the act of eating or the choice of food, it is about the mindless sugar coma i get after. |
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| fascinating piece in GQ! Makes me wonder if I ought to reconsider my "fashion/style." But then, maybe I'm too broke. |
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