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| *Twilight* Happy Bella: (•_•) Sad Bella: (•_•) Excited Bella: (•_•) Angry Bella: (•_•) Shocked Bella: (•_•) Confused Bella: (•_•) |
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| Aren't drug dealers just street pharmacists and prostitutes just public wives? |
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| Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel: "That's a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face." |
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| Friend: "You're phone's ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that." |
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| Me: "Everything is going great right now!" Life: "Hold on let me fuck something up" |
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| Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." |
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| Bad Romance & The Edge of Glory are my favorite Lady Gaga song!! |
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| Use your smile to change the World, don't let the World to change your Smile! |
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| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. |
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| There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. |
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| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. |
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| Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die! |
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| Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. |
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| Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!-----Homer-Simpson |
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| Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it Perfect. |
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| School teaches you lessons & then gives a test. But life GIVES YOU A TEST,then teaches you lessons. |
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| We Are Best Friends,Always remember that if you fall i will pick you up_____ AFTER I FINISHED LAUGHING :-D |
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| One day you'll be just a memory for some people. do your best to be a good one!! |
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| Aren't drug dealers just street pharmacists and prostitutes just public wives? |
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| Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. |
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