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| Today for the first time, I started thinking about all the little perks of living alone - and how nice it'll be to have them back. |
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| So let me ask twitter peeps the same, although I know your answer. High heels - awesome, or not worth their trouble? |
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| If a tree falls in th--THIS ERECTION'S NOT GOING TO PREHEAT THE OVEN & SEASON ITS SELF! |
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| . is the new Twitter. Come join me! Most recent discussion: high heels, yay or nay? |
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| Not the first time I've heard that.... |
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| I detest dogs. Every now and then, this is a genuine first-date dealbreaker for whoever I'm meeting. |
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| Wearin' boots and camo makes the honeys crave your touch, just like paintin' flames on a truck gives it more horsepowers. It's science. |
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| iPhone, I am NEVER going to mean Doug. I am always going to mean doing. Because "Doug nasty things to you" just doesn't sound the same. |
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| Today I celebrate moms, mamas, mommies, lmas, bmas, momdads, babas, & gender variant parents we don't have accurate language to describe |
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| I've done a home version of this a few times... |
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| Rant-worthy, pt 2: CEO on "going after the cool kids" by which he means THIN kids. via |
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| A fantastic rant on the myth of "good girls" and "sluts". In other words, let's be sex-positive already. |
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| Sometimes I think I could be Buddhist. Then I see a spider and think " That could be Grandma"...and I squish it anyway. |
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| Spent 45 seconds with The Fox tonight - a hug, a sentence, and I dashed off. My jacket smells the tiniest bit like his aftershave now. :D |
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I called my mom and dad, Mothra and Rodad when I was a kid.
I wanna marry Godzilla. |
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| 'And then I sat on his face' is the perfect ending to any story |
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| . just posted about his best lover. Can you name just one person who is or has been the best? How do you judge? |
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| YEAH. it's exactly the same, I think. Haha. |
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