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| I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade |
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| No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. |
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| No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. |
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| Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. |
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| No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. |
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| How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? |
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| How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? |
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| No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. |
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| Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. |
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| Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. |
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| I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. |
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| It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you |
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| It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you |
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| I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. |
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| Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down? Not all of us are surgeons. |
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| Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan "Once you go black, you don't go back." |
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| Guys named William have been awfully greedy with nicknames. |
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| The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising. |
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| A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture. |
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| Still in love with various hypothetical women. |
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