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| Everybody’s looking for THE NEXT BIG THING, but nobody online wants to hear about anyone they haven’t already heard about. |
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Well, Zombie, at least, you were not all alone, and so freaked out you called a stranger for help.
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| You don't have to play well with others, just make sure you foreplay well with others. |
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Now where have I heard that before . . .
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A young girl once called me in tears [a random dial?] about blood coming from between her legs.
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The thing w/getting your period 6 mos after your mother OD's when you're 12 is your father gets you stoned & drunk.
Welcome to womanhood. |
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You're so cute, Sandy, when you close your eyes and bump into me.
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| To trip your opponent is also an alternative way to win. |
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| Fear can feel bigger than the universe at times. Then I tell myself to get a grip and just face it. |
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| Ｌｉｔｔｌｅ Ｔｗｅｅｔｓ ｏｆ Ｔｒｕｔｈ, ｌｉｋｅ ｆｉｒｅｆｌｙ ｆｌａｓｈｅｓ, ｉｆ ｔｈｅｒｅ ａｒｅ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ, ｃａｎ ｌｉｇｈｔ ｕｐ ａ ｗｈｏｌｅ ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ. |
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| A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill. |
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| Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works. |
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| Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. |
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| A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment |
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Oh. You mean you're not subtweeting about me, Vicky?
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| Just a friendly warning, if you click the “Tweet Love” button it will put you on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List. |
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"The ⓇealⓁife app is free* ▬ Enjoy it!"
* Default bugs included |
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