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The thing about fashionable clothes is that you should wash them every couple of months.
Dude.
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| If I've tweeted all the jokes you just did on Telly, a year ago, should I call my suing lawyer or my employment lawyer? |
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| Don't forget to explore the people closest to me... and - BTW - you look lovely. |
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| Why do you want to keep dancing when there are still grenades rolling around? |
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| ...I get enough moany gossip fuel just from avoiding the people I don't like. |
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episode 74 is rocket fuel.
Good stuff. |
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Lots of people I know, tend to hang out with people I know they don't like.
That's pretty weird. |
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| I'm am all jacked up pancraques and sprune jang. |
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| Then I saw the King of All Donks. |
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| Once you realise you've filled the market with cheap labour, you'll be as f*cked as the rest of us. |
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| Seems a lot of fuss over 3D printed guns, when it's WAY easier to buy an M16 than a 3D printer. |
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| "…Then when they came for my stash of aerobics videos, there was nobody left to speak for me…" |
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Ever tell a vet joke to a dog?
It's all about perspective, I guess. |
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| If your nickname is better than "Fist" or "Councilor" - let me know. You might win a prize. |
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| Touché me like you mean it. |
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Prince is a great pick pocket.
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| A plausible though unverifiable scenario that might justify killing half a million families: Iran Hacked US |
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| I used to trade mostly on reputation… now I trade mostly on experience, skill, ability and quality. Reputation pays better. |
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| Hey Awesome! Cobra is getting back together again! |
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| Awards… Actual awards trophies… seem to be getting cheaper and cheaper. Right? |
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